5 Jamaicans On A Plane (Joke)
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger said, “I am Usain Bolt, the fastest man in history. The world needs me, I can’t afford to die.”
So he took the first parachute and left the plane.
The second passenger, Portia Simpson-Miller, said, “I am the prime Minister of Jamaica and I am the smartest woman in Jamaica's history, so Jamaican people don’t want me to die.”
She took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, “I’m a MP, and a decorated war hero from the Jamaica Defence Force.”
So he grabbed the parachute next to him and jumped.
The fourth passenger, Ex Jamaica Prime Minister Edward Seaga, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, “I have lived a full life, and served my country the best I could.
I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.”
The little girl said, “That’s okay, Mr. Seaga. There’s a parachute left for you. Jamaica‘s smartest woman took my schoolbag ".
Thanks for this one Dwayne, I needed this one today :-)
See also: Jamaican And Trinidadian Joke
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