Cell Phone Madness

by Shantelle Ward
(Kingston,Jamaica)

Nobody can't tell me that Jamaican’s are not cell phone mad!

I ran into an old friend last week.

So I asked him to give me his cell number, and his response was to reach for his waist where no less than 5 phones were hanging from him.

I asked him to let me see them. When he gave me them, not one was working.

The digits were not pressing on one of them, two screens had gone, and the last two were in a state of madness - no battery was in them.

The man turned and look at me and said, "You still want my numbers". :-)