doctor doctor

by sonique
(jamaica)

Webmaster's note:
Not sure how 'Jamaican' this is but here it goes - thanks Sonique.

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Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking? No, I really did!

Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil ‘till I get there

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?

Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something? Yes - here's a kite!

Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!
Stick your foot out and trip it up!