Double Decker Bus (Joke)

by Michael Deslandes Boys Town, Jamaica
(Harbour View P.O. kGN. 17 Jamaica W.I.)

True story:


I was in London, England in 1998 and boarded a double decker bus. I was so lucky I got a seat immediately.

The bus drove off and stopped at the second buss stop to pick up a male passenger. The passenger entered the bus, a Trinidadian by his accent and behavior who had just moved to England two days ago.

The conductor told him in Misses Queen`s language to take a seat upstairs, Trini went upstairs and returned downstairs. The conductor sent him back upstairs for the second time.

Trini went back upstairs and look very uncomfortable, he quickly return downstairs and said to the conductor, "I naw stay up dare boyyy because dare is no driva to drive de bus upstairs".

LOL. Trini never know that is one driver drives a double deckek bus {two story bus} Ha ha ha ha haaa.

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Jan 27, 2015
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Foolie NEW
by: Coolie Foolie


Trinidadians are fool, fool fi true. They are COOLIE FOOLS.

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Jan 20, 2015
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Boy O Boy NEW
by: Trinitran

Boy O Boy, we Trini think positive. No DRIVA no Trini on de bus fi true.

Hola, hola, hola

Trinitran

Jan 19, 2015
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TOO SMART NEW
by: Banga Mary

I think that Trini is too smart to ride on a bus with no driver(DRIVA)The bus will not be moving or cannot move without a driver. LOL, LOL,

Banga Mary

Jan 10, 2015
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You know it is a Jamaican When... NEW
by: Claudette Plunkett

They don't say niece, nephew or cousin etc but rather hey say, "dis is my bredda son, de one him have wid Puncie"; or "dis is my mother sista dauta last chile Mulveena".

Jan 10, 2015
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TRINI NEW
by: Banda Higgs

Trinis behave like they know it all and that they should DISS {disrespect authority}What a boo boo ekeeeee.

Jan 10, 2015
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Poor Trini NEW
by: Sashieka

I am going to follow Trini no driver I naw take that bus because it is not going any where Ha ha ha Booooo

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