This mini forum captures some of the most hilarious and comical Jamaican jokes around, no doubt!
And what is making it different is the interaction. The forum is already burning up!
Here are some of the BEST JOKES SUBMITTED.
And YOU, yes you, can submit your original jokes or Jamaican trivia too! Others will be able to rate and/or comment on it, all for the FUN!
Now, how about one from me? :-)
I'll share this one, sent to me from Karen, my friend and former co-worker at a popular resort in Montego Bay. This is for all the true Jamaicans in the diaspora! [Thanks Karen]:
People will know you are Jamaican if...
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Joke Of The Day
Not sure about you, but especially with all the anxiety in the political arena, I welcomed this refreshing bit of humor.
I actually shared it on my …
Memba When (Remember When) - Jamaican Joke
I got this one from Bro T via WhatsApp yesterday and I couldn't wait to share it with you. Love it!
It is especially true to those who were born …
Jamaican Doctor vs Barbadian Lawyer #BestJokes
Hold on to your seats, this is a thriller! My uncle Toney shared it with me recently. True or not true, I am not sure, but is is hilarious!
A Jamaican …
Double Decker Bus (Joke)
True story:
I was in London, England in 1998 and boarded a double decker bus. I was so lucky I got a seat immediately.
The bus drove off and stopped …
The Jamaican and his co workers (Joke)
One day, a Jamaican gentleman walked into his job of many years with both his ears bandaged up.
Yes, his ears!
Curious, the co workers asked "Hey …
5 Jamaicans On A Plane (Joke)
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger said, "I am Usain Bolt, the fastest man …
The Jamaican And The Scientist Joke
Another good one - shared by a co-worker.
Here goes...
A scientist and a Jamaican were traveling on a plane. The scientist begins to brag about how …
Only Real Jamaicans (Joke)
Only Real Jamaicans...
This is a another thriller - Jamaicans will understand this a bit more though.
Ok, Ready?...
Only real Jamaicans …
Diary of A Jamaican who moved to North Dakota (Joke)
October 8th
We have arrived in America!!! Finally! This marks a new chapter in our lives. It's very nice here. It's a little cool, but who needs HOT weather? …
Jamaican 'Smart' Jokes - funny
Spiritual or not, this is another cracker...thanks Carolyn.
A Jamaican Rastaman dies and is on his way to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates …
Jamaican Adult Jokes
Boy goes for blood test. Nurse takes the sample but can't find cotton so she sucks his finger! Boy is so happy he asks: Can I get a urine test …
Jamaican and a Trinidadian
Courtesy of Sherda Davis:
A Jamaican and a Trinidadian, waiting at the pearly gates, strike up a conversation.
How did you die?' the Trinidadian …
The Jamaican Man and the Genie
Courtesy of Marie (Sassy)
Thanks Marie!
A Jamaican man was walking along the banks of a river when he stumbled upon an old empty bottle. He picked …
Jamaicans in Heaven
Jamaican Joke - Jamaicans In Heaven
Author Unknown
This is a real thriller, thanks Nadeen!
St. Peter came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, I …
Wierd Jamaican jokes
Nobody can't tell me that Jamaican’s are not cell phone mad!
I ran into an old friend last week.
So I asked him to give me his cell number, and his …
The Jamaican death choice
Three men were sentence to death, one was an Englishman, one an American and one a Jamaican, on the day they were to die they ask the Englishman how he …
Dentistry - Jamaican style (Joke)
Very funny, you'll love it. Ronald, one of my ardent subscribers, sent this one to me via email and I really cracked up. I really needed this one at the …
Drunken Ralph Joke
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter …
Jamaican and Barbadian
A Jamaican moved to Barbados and bought a donkey from an old Barbadian (Bajan) farmer for $100.00.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next …
Work Ethic in Jamaica
This joke was shared with me by my 'ole' pal, Andrea Scott.
The population of Jamaica is 2.7 million.
1 million are retired.
That leaves 1.7 million …
Jamaican Philosophy (Joke)
Four Jamaicans were sitting around a campfire near the beach. They were all philosophizing on what was the fastest thing in the world.
Seymour said, …
Joke - who is following you Not rated yet
There was this little boy whose mother took him and his friend to school every morning about a block away.
One day his mother realizes that another …
Biggest Jamaican showoff (Joke) Not rated yet
Jamaicans heading to England on a boat in 1959 departed out of Kingston docking in Portland before heading out to sea.
The passengers including my …
Crazy Jamaican Jokes Not rated yet
Some american soldies were having a training session with some Jamaican soldiers at twickenham park in St. Catherine. At the end of the day they all gathered …
Cynical Jamaican Jokes Not rated yet
One night a man was was relaxing watching TVJ (local TV station) when out of the kitchen came his wife with a pan --BOOF!-- "a who name Holly?" asked the …
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