The Jamaican death choice
Three men were sentence to death, one was an Englishman, one an American and one a Jamaican, on the day they were to die they ask the Englishman how he wanted to die, he said by hanging, so they hung him.
They asked the American; he said in the electric chair so he got his wish, they ask the Jamaican, he said by the aids virus so they injected it in to him.
After they were gone the Jamaican said, ah.. I just tricked them, I had on two condoms :-)!