Only Real Jamaicans (Joke)
Only Real Jamaicans...
This is a another thriller - Jamaicans will understand this a bit more though.
- Only real Jamaicans put crazy baby powder pon dem pickney (baby) neck after dem bathe dem! fresh wi seh!
- Only real Jamaicans say 'headtop', 'footbottom', 'neckback', 'handmiggle', 'nosehole'
- Only real Jamaicans live in another country for 50 years and never lose their accent
- Only real Jamaicans will say that gas is the reason for any pain and tea is the cure. "mi foot a hot me!", "drink some tea... a gyas."
- Only Real Jamaicans turn up @ a party at 1 a.m. an know seh it a done 2am an den cuss bout wah kinda foolinish dat an dem jus reach...
- Only Real Jamaicans have friends weh name "BIGGZ" "POOCHIE" "BROWN MAN" "MR CHIN" "MACHIZ" "BLACKS" "DRIVER" "JUICEY" "CREAMY"etc
- Only real Jamaicans rub white rum while sick and put vicks in them nosehole
- Only real Jamaicans can have phone conversations with sound effects like "Ehheeeeeh, mhhm , ehhh ! , yuh tuh lie ! awoah, mi raw"
- Only real Jamaicans know that 'soon come' means anything but that.
- Only real Jamaicans know that "foreign" is just one country .... maybe two
- Only real Jamaicans call pomegranate, ponganot.
- Only Real Jamaicans are NEVER done talking when we say, "mi done talk!"
- Only Real Jamaicans Alphabet --Hay, B, C, D, Hee, Hef, Gee, Hayitch, Hi, J, K , Hel, Hem, Hen, Ho, Pe, Q, Har, Hes, T, U, V,W, Hex, Y, Z
Editor's note:DWL - Dying with laughter, woooii :-)
Jamaicans, don't take this too serious now, it is just for the fun OK :-)
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