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Jamaican Philosophy (Joke)
by ROB
(ENGLAND)
Four Jamaicans were sitting around a campfire near the beach. They were all philosophizing on what was the fastest thing in the world.
Seymour said, "Me think the fastest thing is a 'thought', because b4 u can think it it already thought".
Winston said, "nah man the fastest thing is a blink, because b4 you think to blink you finish blinking already".
Delroy said "No, the fastest thing is electricity because when ya turn on the light it travel fast - and the light come on".
Leyroy say "no, you aaaaaaalll wrong!!!! I know for a fact that the fastest ting in the world most definite is diarrhoea - because last night before I could think, blink, or switch on the light... mi mess up myself !!!! lol.
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