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Joke Of The Day

Not sure about you, but especially with all the anxiety in the political arena, I welcomed this refreshing bit of humor.

I actually shared it on my Facebook Page seven years ago and they send me it back this morning as what they call a 'memory'.

And what a memory!

It gave me a fresh new round of laughter as if I was reading it for the very first time.

Anyway, here it goes...
I heard its a true story :-)

I went to see a friend from a very rich family.
The maid approached me and asked...

MAID: What would you love to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?
ME: Tea please.

MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea, bush tea or green tea?
ME: Ceylon tea pls.

MAID: How do u want it, black or white?
ME: White, thank you.

MAID: Milk or fresh cream?
ME: With milk.

MAID: Goat's milk or cow's milk?
ME: Cow’s milk.

MAID: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
ME: Uhm, I'll go with the freezeland cow.

MAID: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
ME: Sugar madam.

MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar?
ME: Cane sugar

MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar?
ME: A beg you, forget about di tea, just give me a glass of water!

MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water?
ME: Mineral water.

MAID: flavored or non flavored?
ME: Sigh... In fact get me an empty glass!

MAID: Do u want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?
ME: A beg you free me please, I'll swallow my spit!"

Lol. Don't forget to share this with all your friends to put a smile on their faces, trust me they'll appreciate it...... Don't spoil the fun.

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Nov 07, 2020
Chuckle Cures for Challenging Times
by: Cheri Avery Black

Thanks so much for the levity. This joke is a good one! Choices are good, but sometimes can get overwhelming, and one yearns for simplicity. So here's some simple ones:

Jokes for your kids (you can chuckle too!):
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
6. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frost bite!
7. What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me!
8. Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
9. When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
Because when you find it, you stop looking.
10. What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.

Editor's Note
Love it! Thanks for sharing my friend.

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