Double Decker Bus (Joke)
by Michael Deslandes Boys Town, Jamaica
(Harbour View P.O. kGN. 17 Jamaica W.I.)
True story:
I was in London, England in 1998 and boarded a double decker bus. I was so lucky I got a seat immediately.
The bus drove off and stopped at the second buss stop to pick up a male passenger. The passenger entered the bus, a Trinidadian by his accent and behavior who had just moved to England two days ago.
The conductor told him in Misses Queen`s language to take a seat upstairs, Trini went upstairs and returned downstairs. The conductor sent him back upstairs for the second time.
Trini went back upstairs and look very uncomfortable, he quickly return downstairs and said to the conductor, "I naw stay up dare boyyy because dare is no driva to drive de bus upstairs".
LOL. Trini never know that is one driver drives a double deckek bus {two story bus} Ha ha ha ha haaa.
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