5 Jamaicans On A Plane (Joke)

by My-Island-Jamaica.com

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, "I am Usain Bolt, the fastest man in history. The world needs me, I can’t afford to die."

So he took the first parachute and left the plane.

The second passenger, Andrew Holness, said, "I am the prime Minister of Jamaica and I am the smartest man in Jamaica's history, so Jamaican people don’t want me to die.”

He took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, "I’m a MP, and a decorated war hero from the Jamaica Defence Force.”

So he grabbed the parachute next to him and jumped.

The fourth passenger, Ex Jamaica Prime Minister PJ Patterson, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The little girl said, "That’s okay, Mr. Patterson. There’s a parachute left for you. Jamaica‘s smartest man took my schoolbag".

DWL, DWL

Wellesley's Note
Thanks for this one Dwayne, I needed this one today :-)

Think this one is funny? Try this Jamaican And Trinidadian Joke. Lol.

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