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5 Jamaicans On A Plane (Joke)

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An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, "I am Usain Bolt, the fastest man in history. The world needs me, I can’t afford to die."

So he took the first parachute and left the plane.

The second passenger, Andrew Holness, said, "I am the prime Minister of Jamaica and I am the smartest man in Jamaica's history, so Jamaican people don’t want me to die.”

He took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, "I’m a MP, and a decorated war hero from the Jamaica Defence Force.”

So he grabbed the parachute next to him and jumped.

The fourth passenger, Ex Jamaica Prime Minister PJ Patterson, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The little girl said, "That’s okay, Mr. Patterson. There’s a parachute left for you. Jamaica‘s smartest man took my schoolbag".

DWL, DWL

Wellesley's Note
Thanks for this one Dwayne, I needed this one today :-)

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Jan 24, 2018
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I did not expect that lol NEW
by: YolomasterXD

omg the end will shock you ahahaha

Oct 10, 2014
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5 Jamaican NEW
by: Marcia

I think regardless of the Characters in the joke we should be happy that someone out there is still funny or have a sense of humor to send it. We should always appreciate each other and stop making rude comments "like that joke is wore out already, so making it Jamaciacan won't help". Why don't anonymous first spell Jamaican correct and send in a joke.

Oct 04, 2014
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knock off NEW
by: Anonymous

think that joke is wore out already so making it jamacaican won't help

Oct 02, 2014
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Your Jokes NEW
by: Helen

Hahaha, I love Jamaican jokes! But this one is also well known in Germany: 5 international politicians, but our Federal Chancellor grabbed the schoolbag. It's so great that people can laugh about the same things everywhere in the world.
One Love.

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