Hilarious and Hysterical
|
 |
And what is making it different is the interaction. The forum is already burning up! Here are some of the BEST JOKES SUBMITTED.
And YOU, yes you, can submit your original jokes or Jamaican trivia too! Others will be able to rate and/or comment on it, all for the FUN!
Now, how about one from me?
I'll share this one, sent to me from Karen, my friend and former co-worker at Sunset Beach Resort.
This is for all the true Jamaicans in the diaspora!
[Thanks Karen]:
People will know you are Jamaican if...
- You can't say "three" or "thing" ... you instead say "tree" and "ting".
- You can distinguish between "cocoa-tea" "bush-tea", and "green-tea".
- When someone sympathizes with you, you comment "Yuh tink seh it easy?"
- You say words like Heg (instead of Egg); Hingland (instead of England)
- You point with your lips.
- You give directions with your hands, even if it is in another state.
- You go to parties for the food and drink and then cuss after wards when the food and drink run out.
- You address all the Chinese at the local shop as "Mr. Chin" or "Ms Chin".
- You nod your head upwards to greet someone.
- You always find yourself standing next to plenty of luggage and boxes at the airport.
- When you travel home, you bring an extra suitcase going down, it has none of your clothes; returning, it has food.
- You hate to throw away empty containers as they might come in handy for pepper sauce or "green seasonings".
- You have one big pot you call curry pot when you are not even cooking curry.
- You have another pot you called "dutch pot".
- You say "bwoy" at the beginning of a sentence and "man" at the end of it.
- You always hang something on your rear view mirror.
- You put pepper sauce on everything for the taste.
- You think eating ackee and saltfish, plantain and fried dumplings are a great morning breakfast.
- You can't go a week without a rice dish.
- You chew and suck out all the marrow from the chicken bone and then pick out your teeth after wards.
- You bring home food from a party (enough for your breakfast the next morning, your lunch and your dinner!)
- You chew the ice when you finish your drinks.
- You must put dumplings in all soups.
- You show disapproval by sucking your teeth.
- You have a dishwasher in the house and only use it for special occasions.
- You have a thyme (or mint) bush growing somewhere in your yard.
Here are some of the hilarious jokes shared by others like you.
Now send me yours...It's easy!
Simply, Click Here to get started right now. Remember not only will others rate your submission, they will also comment on it.
Back to Top of Jamaican Jokes
And please, don't miss these exciting pages either:
- Jamaican Culture
- Jamaican Beaches
- Exciting Places to Visit
- Pictures from Jamaica
- Jamaican food
- Facts about Jamaica
- Jamaican Products/Services
- Our Jamaican Blog
- Our Discussion Forums
Make sure you subscribe to my free monthly e-zine My Island Jamaica Digest (MIJD) and stay with the latest from Jamaica!
Do a quick search of the entire site.
Back to Top of Jamaican Jokes
Your Favourite Jamaican Joke or Trivia
So you have an interesting Jamaican joke or trivia?
Share it with us! What Others Have Shared
It's all about the fun.
Just promise me you'll keep it clean, right?
And by the way, my other site visitors will truly appreciate it.
How to get started? It's easy...
Jamaican Jokes Submitted By Others Like You.
Click below to see other jokes and trivia shared by my other dedicated site visitors.
Poetry Contest!
This was sent to me by a friend and I thought it quite funny, hope you do to!
The National Poetry Contest was now down to the last two contestants;...
Russian, American & Jamaican Joke
Three men were working together, one was a Russian one an American and the other a Jamaican.
The Russian says, guys did you know we were the first to ...
Boy and a Nurse
Boy goes for blood test. Nurse takes the sample but can't find cotton so she sucks his finger! Boy is so happy he asks: Can I get a urine test ...
Jamaican and a Trinidadian
Courtesy of Sherda Davis:
A Jamaican and a Trinidadian, waiting at the pearly gates, strike up a conversation.
How did you die?' the Trinidadian ...
The Jamaican Man and the Genie
Courtesy of Marie (Sassy)
Thanks Marie!
A Jamaican man was walking along the banks of a river when he stumbled upon an old empty bottle. He picked ...
Jamaicans in Heaven
This is a real thriller, thanks Nadeen.
St. Peter came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, I have to talk to you.
I have a problem. I know we didn'...
Cell Phone Madness
Nobody can't tell me that Jamaican’s are not cell phone mad!
I ran into an old friend last week.
So I asked him to give me his cell number, and his ...
Rastaman going to Heaven
Spiritual or not, this is another cracker...thanks Carolyn.
A Jamaican Rastaman dies and is on his way to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates ...
The Jamaican death choice
Three men were sentence to death, one was an Englishman, one an American and one a Jamaican, on the day they were to die they ask the Englishman how he ...
Putting it In
A married Jamaican man went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'
The priest said, 'What do you ...
Jamaican and Barbadian
A Jamaican moved to Barbados and bought a donkey from an old Barbadian (Bajan) farmer for $100.00.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next ...
Work Ethic in Jamaica
This one was shared with me by my 'ole' pal, Andrea Scott.
The population of Jamaica is 2.7 million.
1 million are retired.
That leaves 1.7 million ...
doctor doctor
Webmaster's note:
Not sure how 'Jamaican' this is but here it goes - thanks Sonique.
Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking? No, I ...
Jamaican Joke entitled "BRRRRAAAAM BRRRAAAAM"
Not rated yet
Courtney was recently married to Elsie and was having some problem consummating their marriage.
She increasing became more demanding. He tried everything ...
Jamaican Philosophy (Joke)
Not rated yet
Four Jamaicans were sitting around a campfire near the beach. They were all philosophizing on what was the fastest thing in the world.
Seymour said,...
Diary of A Jamaican who moved to North Dakota (Joke)
Not rated yet
October 8th
We have arrived in America!!! Finally! This marks a new chapter in our lives. It's very nice here. It's a little cool, but who needs HOT weather?...
Americans Soldiers in Jamaica Joke
Not rated yet
Some american soldies were having a training session with some Jamaican soldiers at twickenham park in St. Catherine. At the end of the day they all gathered ...
Joe returns to Jamaica (Joke)
Not rated yet
Joe grew up in Jamaica, then moved to the USA to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to Jamaica because he felt he could be a Big Shot ...
Things seen in Jamaica -lol
Not rated yet
Riding down to work from the top of Red Hills with my friend today, we saw a man and a woman on a bike.
I said to my friend, "J" what is she doing?...
Sugar Free (Jamaican Joke)
Not rated yet
A Jamaican man went into a store and picked up a bottle of juice and a bag of sugar and only paid for the juice and walked out.
He got arrested for ...
Jamaican Joke- 'Yu horse de pon di phone'
Not rated yet
One night a man was was relaxing watching TVJ (local TV station) when out of the kitchen came his wife with a pan --BOOF!-- "a who name Holly?" asked the ...
Joke: Jamaica Had Gone Wireless
Not rated yet
A British archeologist dug a hole 150 feet deep and found phone wires so he announced to the world that Britain had begun using the phone 150 years ago,...
Return to Jamaica Forums from Jamaican Jokes
Return to My Island Jamaica Homepage from Jamaican Jokes
New! Comments
Have your say about what you just read! Leave me a comment in the box below.
Click Here (below) To Search For More Info! |
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
Buy Me A Drink