Drunken Ralph Joke

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Jamaican Drunken Man

Jamaican Drunken Man

Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.


He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ralph.'
Ralph was stunned.

'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'

St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'

Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home in Kingston, Jamaica. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.

A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'

'Not bad,' replied Ralph, the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'
'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don 't tell me you've never laid an egg before?'

'Never,' said Ralph.
'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'

Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!

Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.

As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife shout.....

'Dammit, Ralph! Wake up. You're sh**ting in the bed!=)) =D

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Wellesley, hi. This is not a comment on the story. The digest you just released, how much Jamaican dollars, where to pay it and I had a copy of Facts about Jamaica but the computer I downloaded it on has crashed and I lost it. Can I download again? I tried more than once and it did not work. What to do/

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this one sell off! Poor Ralph.

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Poor wifey

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Poor wifey

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