Cell Phone Madness

by Shantelle Ward
(Kingston,Jamaica)

Nobody can't tell me that Jamaican’s are not cell phone mad!


I ran into an old friend last week.

So I asked him to give me his cell number, and his response was to reach for his waist where no less than 5 phones were hanging from him.

I asked him to let me see them. When he gave me them, not one was working.

The digits were not pressing on one of them, two screens had gone, and the last two were in a state of madness - no battery was in them.

The man turned and look at me and said, "You still want my numbers". :-)

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Things seen in Jamaica -lol

by Cheryl
(St. Andrew)

Riding down to work from the top of Red Hills with my friend today, we saw a man and a woman on a bike.

I said to my friend, "J" what is she doing? she had the sewing motion.

Bear in mind this is downhill and not at a slow pace neither at 7:20 am packed with people rushing to work.

Eventually, we passed the woman and the man on the bike and like we figured correctly, she was knittting - yep, both hands fully engaged in knitting a cap on the back of the bike - LOL

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