Americans Soldiers in Jamaica Joke

by Howard
(Paterson, NJ, USA)

Some american soldies were having a training session with some Jamaican soldiers at twickenham park in St. Catherine. At the end of the day they all gathered in there tents to relax.

However that wouldn't happen because the osquitoes wouldn't give them a chance. They tried everything to get rid of the mosquitoes but all failed.

Someone suggested closing the tent flaps and turn the lights off so the mosquitoes wouldnt see them. Just then one US soldier noticed a peeny walle coming well lit up thought it was a mosquito shouted, "Jesus Christ they are coming back - now with lights!!!!".


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Sugar Free (Jamaican Joke)

by Yeam Man
(Edmonton )

A Jamaican man went into a store and picked up a bottle of juice and a bag of sugar and only paid for the juice and walked out.

He got arrested for stealing the sugar and when he went to court the judge asked him why he steel the sugar?

Then he replied.

Yuh Honor … Mi nah tief no sugar ……mi look pon de back ah di juice and... it said sugar FREE.

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Russian, American & Jamaican Joke

by Robby
(London)

Three men were working together, one was a Russian one an American and the other a Jamaican.

The Russian says, guys did you know we were the first to go into space, the American said, you shut up we were the first to go on the moon, knowing a Jamaican, he won’t loose an argument, he said guys we will be the first to go on the sun, the Russian and the American says, you cannot go on the sun it's too hot, the Jamaican says, you think we are fools, we will be going in the night.

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doctor doctor

by sonique
(jamaica)


Webmaster's note:
Not sure how 'Jamaican' this is but here it goes - thanks Sonique.



Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking? No, I really did!

Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil ‘till I get there

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?

Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something? Yes - here's a kite!

Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!
Stick your foot out and trip it up!


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The blind man joke

by kimone smith
(Kingston Jamaica )


A blind man beats a man to death. When he went to court the judge asked him why he beat the man to death.

The blind man said: mi beat him because him seh, "Lick me and yuh wi see." "but all now mi naah si nutin"

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greedy man joke :-)

by cindy
(kingston)

on day a man fell into a huge hole in the ground and the only thing that held him up was a piece of rope that he held on to with his teeth.

A passer by saw him and said, 'mi soon come, mi ago get u some sweet sugar and water", the man replied and piece a bread - forgetting that the rope was in his mouth :-)

*DWL* dying with laughter :-)

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