Jamaican and a Trinidadian

by Wellesley
(Montego Bay, Jamaica)

Courtesy of Sherda Davis:


A Jamaican and a Trinidadian, waiting at the pearly gates, strike up a conversation.

How did you die?' the Trinidadian man asked the Jamaican.

I froze to death mon, said the Jamaican.

That's awful! How does it feel to freeze to death? asked the Trinidadian.

Well brother, it was very uncomfortable at first but when the cold hit, my whole body started to shake and I got pain in my fingers and toes. Eventually, it came, a very calm way to die. I got numb and then I just driffed off, like dying in a sleep.

So how did you die Mon?' asked the Jamaican.

I had a heart attack, says the Trinidadian. You see, I did believe my wife was cheating on me, so one day I show up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom and found her alone knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there.

I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died.

The Jamaican man shakes his head. 'Kiss mi neck!' he says.

'What do you mean?' asks the Trinidadian.

'If you had just checked the freezer, the two of us would still be alive!!!

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I'm at the office bored and decided to read some jokes. This joke make me BOAL.

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what a joke
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that was a good story i laugh till i nearly died as well love it

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oh god that was sooooooo funny

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Nice laugh. positive comment from jamaican-but he may still have died if Trini had found him in freezer !!!

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Jamaican and a Trinidadian
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I kinda saw that one coming. It is not bad, made me smile.

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THANKS
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This one was a brilliant laugh - thank you

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sell off
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only a jamaican would hide in a freezer. dem can thief but dem cant hide.

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Sell off.
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Caribbean Style!

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